Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
He smashed a plastic chair leg on a tree stump, threw himself into the side of our metal enclosure, stomped on the wreckage for a bit and then punched the fire.
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
