She said her name was "party"
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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