Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
At the light, his mom pulled up next to us while I was giving him road head. He forgot to tell me she was meeting us at the movie. So long story short, I convinced her I drove myself, pick me up in 20.
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