My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
How's work?
Spinning.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
I went out in a blaze of glory. I failed the field sobriety test by saying ABCD FUCK YOU.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
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