My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
I'm chugging Gatorade because i drank something called a trashcan and someone named Gianna diamond has my credit card number, and I think I might have ruined my life.
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
