And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
remember that time that crown gas station wouldn't sell us a lighter so we had to use matches and birthday candles to smoke with a toilet paper roll? sometimes i miss high school
We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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