Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Oh, I'm sorry. I'd rather be "doable" than "the fat chick"
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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