what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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