The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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