3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Dude I'm riding a fucking tortoise this is awesome you should come with me more often
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
Randomize
