think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
Imagine getting a FB inbox "hey I found your ID on the floor of a bar can you send me a mugshot so I can get a second piece of ID made?"
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I mentioned your name at this party and some girl started crying.
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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