Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
I decided that Calgary can keep my underwear. They earned it.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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