THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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