So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
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