At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Given my current decline of critical thinking and capacity for speech it's probably best u call the cops
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Dude, you vomitted into a trashcan wearing your bear hands and high heels. Your drug dealer even said that was rough.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
Can you come unlock the door? I just peed myself on the porch.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
This is the worst drive ever. Im hungry, hungover, i gotta shit so bad, and the only radio station im getting clearly is playing alvin and the chipmunks christmas songs
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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