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Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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