i hope S**** or M***** or someone took note of the fact that i was drinking popov like water and could no longer form sentences. i mean, dont get me wrong i had been thinking about boning R*** long before my sobriety left the picture but the number of reasons not to, outweighed the temptation and without sir robert burnett as R***'s wingman, it would have never happened
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
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