i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
be right there i have to get my cape
Going to put that on my resume. "Only accidentally snapchatted my titties to all of my friends once."
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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