found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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