How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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