he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
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