Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Randomize
