if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
some guy just pulled a dress out of a fax machine...I have no idea what the hell is going on
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
We just catapulted a jelly bean off of his hard dick into his mouth.......Happy Easter!
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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