i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
One three hour marathon fuck session and now she's divorcing her husband. Should I get business cards made?
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