Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
He set 8 alarms to make sure I took my birth control on time..
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I am naked, and drinking straight gin with a flat tonic chaser. I had such greater hopes for myself as a child.
yea...tonic water is fucking gross.
It was fine. Until I accidentally shit on his floor.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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