I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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