summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I am not a stalker...i just bring a whole new meaning to the word love
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Randomize