Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
Let us do this. Tomorrow night is thirsty Thursday. Let us drink whiskey from the bottle and have men in plastic gloves inscribe permanent images of each others faces onto our buttocks.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I have just found the cubicle of sustenance. And I will rejoice at all the families that have not found this magic. This vodka cubicle of magic.
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
Randomize
