Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Never thought I'd say this but the maple syrup flavored vodka probably wasn't our best idea
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
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