K I think ***** turned off her phone. Guess I can't make her feel any more miserable tonight so I'm goin to sleep
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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