Another f*ing night of vodka youporn and xanax. I need to get a goddamn life
3 great things that go great together... But not on a Friday night. Perfect on say... a Tuesday.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I am sitting here. Drinking from a bottle of vodka. Eating shredded cheese from a bag and waiting on him to pick me up after he finishes with his girlfriend. This is what dreams are made of.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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