Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I’m going to Lewinsky this place
That makes no sense, but it sounds terrifying
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