Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
She's making her own pesto again. Cooking spaghetti in the microwave and "frying" vegetables in the toaster oven. All this while wearing the yellow rubber gloves and saying that the pesto has feelings like a real person. Im terrified.
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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