the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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