white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
I'm scared to touch anything in this apartment. Even the ceiling.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
he's single and there are thong briefs.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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