theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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