I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
Had to use Google translator to be able to tell the cleaning lady not to throw away the condoms we have strategically placed throughout the house.
I cant leave dude. theres a horse with a top hat on
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
I lost a little respect for your boyfriend when I learned that he has a scar from a Cheerio.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
may or may not have figured out a way to make my mom a drug mule to bring me ecstasy...
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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