What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I thought I had fell out of his trailer but he says I tried to ninja kick his TV stand saying those girls hula hooping were trying to seduce him. There wasn't anyone else there.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
My vagina just clenched in fear
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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