I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
Sometimes I stick my finger in my own ass and pretend it’s a vagina. I think it’s kinda weird. What do you think?
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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