ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
she left with her roommate. or at least i think she did. but i also just thought i ate candy corn but i'm hal convinced it was candle wax.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
Stop inviting me to your birth control calender reminders...my job is to test its effectiveness, not know its schedule
Lmao sorry
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
Thats why you dont have a "jubilant gunfire celebration"
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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