I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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