Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
oh god the rape fog is back!
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
Brandon's Recipe: two parts cocoa, one part sugar, one part milk, two parts four, 378 parts paranoia. Thanks for the fucking brownies, bitch.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
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