he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I am assuming I was his dirty Mardi Gras mistake and I can live with that
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Of course he's seen my tits, I wave those things around like a trump supporter does an American flag
Facebook: “Hey you fucked on a diving board, you should probably should wish him a happy birthday”
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
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