oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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