I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Invitations to sext will not be acknowledged until 10 a.m. EST. Thank you for your cooperation. We apologize for any inconvenience.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
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