You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
No pussy. I don't care what time of year it is you do not look tough wearing sandals. Honestly you look like a high school guidance counselor.
Randomize