Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Stop making all the ice cubes only big enough to fit in your bong. It takes like 3 trays for a glass of ice water
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
The problem I'm having with looking for jobs while drunk is reading is really hard
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
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