STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
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