ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
The last thing I remember is stabbing him with his diabetes medicine
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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