he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
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