scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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