we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
You have to come over we all bought drinking hats. Mine has a turtle on it. Side note: somehow someone got their hands on 50 candied apples and we need to eat them...
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
JOY: That feeling when you crack open a handle for the first time, and the flow limiter comes off with the cap.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
