was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
I just want my kids to know I fucked some really hot dudes before their father.
You're going to scar your kids
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
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