If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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