Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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