I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
i think my cat just said my name.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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