Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
Something like, "Merry Christmas. I hope Santa shits in your mouth."?
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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